Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

Pillow

Up +175 Down

I go to a military school in Vermont and we had the biggest military ball of the year every spring. My girlfriend goes to school in Pittsburgh and we do not get to see each other very often. My room mate was a utter slob (he only bathed three times a week and only did laundry four times all year) and was always in the room. Keeping this in mind, I started asking him about six weeks prior to the ball if he wouldn't mind trying to spend the weekend in a friend's room (he has never even kissed a girl) so I could spend some much needed alone time with my girlfriend. Well needless to say, he forgot about it and wouldn't leave. After a mutual friend convinced him to go, he tried to come back several times as things were heating up. Finally, I got fed up and after having sex, I shot the load on his pillow. Guess who spent four months sleeping on my spawn?

Comments ()