Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

Too Drunk

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I used to live in halls and my next door neighbour was a loud irish girl who was drinking every night. She piss off the floor by stumbling around the corridors and accidentally walking into other people's rooms. Her crowning stupidity was to come in late from drinking and go into the kitchen for somethign to eat. She didn't have much food and so stole a pizza from the freezer and started cooking it. As the food was cooking she fell asleep with her head in the freezer. Some time later the small fire alarm in the kitchen started beeping and we awoke to smoke so some of us charged into the kitchen to see her with freezer burn on her face run to the oven take out the pizza, which had caught on fire, with her bare hands and frisbee it through the open window where is set a bench on fire. In revenge for losing his pizza the student in question confidenced the corridor to play a prank. one night she had passed out attempting to open her door, her hand still holding onto her keys in the lock. They chose this moment to go into her room, remove all her furniture and set it up along the corridor and put her to bed. She awoke at midday panicked that she had lost her keys. She found them three hours later in her room as it was pointed out to her that the door wasn't locked. Oddly enough the experience taught her to go sober.

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