Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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Collateral damage

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I shared a room with three other roommates my sophomore year, and one of them was an absolute nightmare. He was obnoxious, took my things, accused me of stealing his stuff, and constantly reeked of Axe. He would also buy this gallon of chocolate milk that only he would drink. To get my revenge, every day after classes I would come home and jizz or pee in his chocolate milk, always making sure not to drink too much water so my pee was a rich, golden brown. Watching him drink a mixture of pee and semen was enough to keep me from flipping out at this kid. Long story short, he moves out, but forgets his chocolate milk. One day, one of my other roommates, Ken, decides to grab a glass of chocolate milk, which by now is half pee and jizz, and is revolted by the taste. He checks the expiration date and assumes it went bad early, I do my best to keep from bursting out with laughter. Sorry, Ken, I'd call it collateral damage but it was just as funny, so I consider it an unexpected bonus.

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