Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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Freshman year, I had a typical fat disgusting asshole of a roommate who would leave his nasty food all over the room which would get moldy, and he would eat his moldy leftovers while watching The Biggest Loser as loud as possible. He would fart constantly and giggle every time, and his feet and his shoes would always smell TERRIBLE. On top of that, he ate my food and stole my socks, which I burned. But the WORST was that he used Abercrombie Fierce. He would spray it all over himself and unsuccessfully sub it for deodorant every day to cover up how much he smelled like weed and ass. It was sprayed so much that you could actually taste it when you walked into the room! So right before I left for spring break I pissed in the bottle and then sprayed it on his pillow, on all of his clothes and shoes, on some leftovers (which he ate) and his weed. He moved out after break and lost his only friends because of bad weed. I aired out the room and enjoyed my new single with my girlfriend.

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