Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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Clothes shouldn't smell like food

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My freshman roommate was foreign, from Beijing, and so there was obviously a culture clash between us. She was a nice girl... apart from these fatal flaws. She cooked chinese food in our microwave (which stank), and stayed up till 4 a.m. most nights, (with the light on) and made obnoxious (and expensive!) long distance phone calls on my cell phone because she didn't have one yet. The worst was her very public masturbation, which happened often, while I was in the room. So one night while she was out, my friends and I layed out all her clothes (she had very nice clothes), and proceeded to have a food fight that included mayo, mustard, ketchup, bbq sauce, tomato sauce, beer, wine and cranberry juice. We washed everything off so there was only the smell and stains left and hung everything back up. I stayed away from the room for a few days, and when I got back, she had moved to a friends room. I guess she took the hint! I hope the friend can put up with her...

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