in 8th grade i was almost arested for selling fake pot at school to a kid and was kicked out of school for six weeks for selling some stuff i found on the ground
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I once got pulled over by a police car because one of my flashers didn't work well. So as the officer was asking for my paper he saw something in my cup holder. He asked me to stepped out of the car then he reached for that greenish thing in my cup holder. He then calls his partner to come and look at what he founded. He said "Look at what we found here! Would you explain to us what this chunk of marijuana is doing in your car?" Then I looked at it confusing, because I've never had marijuana in my car, to finally realized how dumb those cops were. I said "What are you retarded?! This is a f*cking piece of salad that fell from a Big Mac." The cops, then looked at each other confused and embarrassed then wished me a good day. I mean SERIOUSLY!?
This is a story of when I first moved to Austria. I lived in the outer edge of town, and often walked just outside the boarder to catch a train back into the city because THAT was faster. The suburban area was really quiet at night and I felt really free when I'd be coming home at 3am or whatever, so I would often take little shortcuts and walk through places that weren't meant... Read More »
When I was a junior in highschool randomly we would organize a fight club right after school. We would always get a huge crowd formed into a circle. One time the cops came and everyone ran off. I ran to a street a few blocks away with my friend. We thought we were in the clear, a cop drove up from behind and began talking to us. After a few minutes he messaged in on his radio "... Read More »
My friends and I bought a hookah around October, and being the fine, upstanding citizens that we are, we only smoke it outside, and not in our dorms, exactly twenty feet away from the door to our building. Now we, being college students, also love bud, and have been known to occasionally put some mary-j in our bowl along with the shisha. We've always gotten away with this, as... Read More »
I had just gotten my real license 3 weeks earlier (after 6 months of a learners permit) and was out driving to my friend's house. I was in a quiet residential area out of the way, so I figured it would be fine to break the speed limit by about 10-15 mph since there were surely no cops around. But sure enough, I blazed past a police car, all the while doing 40 in a 25. There go... Read More »