in 8th grade i was almost arested for selling fake pot at school to a kid and was kicked out of school for six weeks for selling some stuff i found on the ground
I Fought the Law
Jesus broke the law. So did George Washington. You did, too, and we want to hear about it.
Driving a friend home
One night my friends and I went out to our favorite bar/club. As usual, we were all drunk and were having a blasty. Then, as usual, something went wrong. A fight broke out and my friend had his ankle cut open by a broken beer bottle. We left the bar and walked to my buddy's place. When we got there, we realized he needed stitches, the cut was really deep. So I, in my drunken state, decided to drive him to the hospital. After semi-blackoutedly harassing hospital patients while waiting on my friend, I decided to drive us back home. Half a block later a cop was behind me with his lights on. When he walked to the car he immediately knew that I had been drinking. Luckily I had turned 21 a week earlier. He then performed the sobriety test, which he had to demonstrate first. He must have either also been drunk or was just really clumsy, because he couldn't do any of the tasks very well. He could barely hold his foot up for 7 wobbly seconds before setting it down. Meanwhile, I performed like a drunken champion, holding my foot up for more than 30 seconds before he told me to stop. He said that I was borderline too drunk to drive and that I needed to walk the rest of the way home; he would drive my injured friend home. When he parked my car for me he said, "You know, the only reason I pulled you over was because you didn't have your lights on". I said, "Oh wow, well I've made that mistake while I was sober plenty of times". He turned suddenly grave, asking me if I wasn't sober. I looked at him equally gravely and said, "Even after one drink, no one is 100% sober". He nodded and let me go. Thank god for those corny sayings they teach you in D.A.R.E.
I Fought the Law
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Strange sense of humour in this country.
This is a story of when I first moved to Austria. I lived in the outer edge of town, and often walked just outside the boarder to catch a train back into the city because THAT was faster. The suburban area was really quiet at night and I felt really free when I'd be coming home at 3am or whatever, so I would often take little shortcuts and walk through places that weren't meant... Read More »
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Where's the snake?
When I was a junior in highschool randomly we would organize a fight club right after school. We would always get a huge crowd formed into a circle. One time the cops came and everyone ran off. I ran to a street a few blocks away with my friend. We thought we were in the clear, a cop drove up from behind and began talking to us. After a few minutes he messaged in on his radio "... Read More »
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Campus Safety Takes a Hit
My friends and I bought a hookah around October, and being the fine, upstanding citizens that we are, we only smoke it outside, and not in our dorms, exactly twenty feet away from the door to our building. Now we, being college students, also love bud, and have been known to occasionally put some mary-j in our bowl along with the shisha. We've always gotten away with this, as... Read More »
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Blending in with the Environment
I had just gotten my real license 3 weeks earlier (after 6 months of a learners permit) and was out driving to my friend's house. I was in a quiet residential area out of the way, so I figured it would be fine to break the speed limit by about 10-15 mph since there were surely no cops around. But sure enough, I blazed past a police car, all the while doing 40 in a 25. There go... Read More »
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