in 8th grade i was almost arested for selling fake pot at school to a kid and was kicked out of school for six weeks for selling some stuff i found on the ground
I Fought the Law
Jesus broke the law. So did George Washington. You did, too, and we want to hear about it.
Bring some girls
My good friend and I were bored hanging out at his place one night so we decided to hop the fence into the public pool near his house and go for a swim. Little did we know there were neighborhood watch surrounding the pool so shortly after we had jumped in the water a flashlight appeared out of nowhere and a cop told us to get out. He asked us what we were doing (apparently not rhetorically...) and told us that there was a report that there were two girls with us. There were not. He had us jump back over the fence, but couldn't get over himself so I had to give him a boost Indiana Jones style. When we got out to the parking lot there were four patrol cars waiting for us. You'd think we had taken all of the water out of the pool and replaced it with acid. We gave the cops our licenses and waited for the mandatory check to clear. Once it did the officer in charge told us we were free to go; the officer who caught us, however, stopped us and said, "Well, you can go this time since you helped me over the fence, but next time... bring some girls if you're gonna break into a pool."
I Fought the Law
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Strange sense of humour in this country.
This is a story of when I first moved to Austria. I lived in the outer edge of town, and often walked just outside the boarder to catch a train back into the city because THAT was faster. The suburban area was really quiet at night and I felt really free when I'd be coming home at 3am or whatever, so I would often take little shortcuts and walk through places that weren't meant... Read More »
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Where's the snake?
When I was a junior in highschool randomly we would organize a fight club right after school. We would always get a huge crowd formed into a circle. One time the cops came and everyone ran off. I ran to a street a few blocks away with my friend. We thought we were in the clear, a cop drove up from behind and began talking to us. After a few minutes he messaged in on his radio "... Read More »
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Campus Safety Takes a Hit
My friends and I bought a hookah around October, and being the fine, upstanding citizens that we are, we only smoke it outside, and not in our dorms, exactly twenty feet away from the door to our building. Now we, being college students, also love bud, and have been known to occasionally put some mary-j in our bowl along with the shisha. We've always gotten away with this, as... Read More »
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Blending in with the Environment
I had just gotten my real license 3 weeks earlier (after 6 months of a learners permit) and was out driving to my friend's house. I was in a quiet residential area out of the way, so I figured it would be fine to break the speed limit by about 10-15 mph since there were surely no cops around. But sure enough, I blazed past a police car, all the while doing 40 in a 25. There go... Read More »
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