I happen to be chronically ill, since i was about 17. Last time i visited my specialist, and i complained about being SO tired all the time and that it depressed me, he told me, i should view my disease and myself differently. He said: "Having Crohns disease, is like being an athlete, it's top sport for the body to deal with it, it's natural for you to be so tired,...it's the... Read More »
Slingblade
I got a new job about 7 months ago. It was an office gig, which I anticipated to be a new, exciting step up from my 6 year stint as a Starbucks shift manager. Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, I bought a whole new wardrobe of nice shirts, ties, shoes, slacks... I was ready to take on the Chicago Financial District. Unfortunately, it was not at all what I expected. I don't even want to go into detail what it is I do exactly for fear of falling asleep at my keyboard. I stuck around long enough to get invited to the super-bitchin' Christmas party. Now jaded, with no yearning to impress anymore, threw on some jeans, a flannel shirt and the new boots my girlfriend had bought me. (remember this - it's important!) I flag down a free drink ASAP and start saying my obligatory "hello's." As I make my way to my extremely wealthy and proud boss, he introduces me to a couple corporate head honchos right before saying "He was going for the 'Slingblade' look." Obviously referring to my lumberjack-esque attire, everyone got a good chuckle in from it... except me. I immediately acted severely offended and said I didn't appreciate being introduced as a mentally handicapped person, and how it was in pretty bad taste. Right. In front. Of his boss. I no longer work there.
I used to be able to get back from lunch at 12:30 and know that there would be a fresh batch of uPick submissions to read, but now I have to actually do some work as it is not being updated everyday!!!!
Several years ago I worked with a overnight delivery company. It wasn't unusual to run into all sorts of dogs when you made a delivery (including nasty ones.) One day, I walked up to a lady's house where the front door was open. As soon as I rang the bell, I heard the jingle of dog tags & realized I was too far away from the vehicle to get back there in time, so I braced myself.... Read More »
I work at Wal-Mart as a Wireless Sales Associate (basically electronics), and we have this one reoccurring older African-American customer who comes in with the assumption that we are some type of IT or Geek Squad. Well anyways, he comes in about a week ago, and brings his laptop. The laptop that he has is a Compact with Windows XP (a bit outdated I must say). Anyways, he pulls... Read More »
I work private security, we have lately been having a lot of issues with access control and breaches (people not allowed to be there, being there.) so we have one officer who is in charge of training all of the officers in proper breach control. During his breach test, he failed and got a slap on the wrist. During mine, I passed but I missed a minor detail and got written up and... Read More »