Work Sucks

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Work Sucks
uPick

Slingblade

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I got a new job about 7 months ago. It was an office gig, which I anticipated to be a new, exciting step up from my 6 year stint as a Starbucks shift manager. Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, I bought a whole new wardrobe of nice shirts, ties, shoes, slacks... I was ready to take on the Chicago Financial District. Unfortunately, it was not at all what I expected. I don't even want to go into detail what it is I do exactly for fear of falling asleep at my keyboard. I stuck around long enough to get invited to the super-bitchin' Christmas party. Now jaded, with no yearning to impress anymore, threw on some jeans, a flannel shirt and the new boots my girlfriend had bought me. (remember this - it's important!) I flag down a free drink ASAP and start saying my obligatory "hello's." As I make my way to my extremely wealthy and proud boss, he introduces me to a couple corporate head honchos right before saying "He was going for the 'Slingblade' look." Obviously referring to my lumberjack-esque attire, everyone got a good chuckle in from it... except me. I immediately acted severely offended and said I didn't appreciate being introduced as a mentally handicapped person, and how it was in pretty bad taste. Right. In front. Of his boss. I no longer work there.

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