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Troll Manager

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Usually I'm a reader of your articles but I had something hilarious happen at work. On December 6th, four teenagers came into my restaurant. They sat down and ate like anybody else would. But near the end they began yelling at each other. I found out two of them could not pay, and the other one had to pay for them. No problem, right? The kid who paid stood there as if looking at a ghost. He was staring at his debit card as if it was the end of his life. I inquired on what happened. He explained his mother is going to be super mad and he's going to get his butt handed to him due to him just overdrafting. I helped him out about how the bank handles that and how he could get the fees removed from the overdraft. He looks at his buddies as if looking at dogs who need to be put to sleep. So I offered to scare the crap out of them and he agreed. So I went over to his buddies and explained, "Hey guys, your buddy's card declined. You have two choices: Go to the bathroom and clean it, because we have hired dishwashers; or I call the cops right now." You have never seen kids jump so quick to clean a huge bathroom with about four stalls. I told the kid who paid he can tell his buddies that he paid at anytime. He actually stood there for about 10 minutes debating this. He was about to leave and come back when they were done, but the kid as a big heart. He told his buddies and they left shortly after all shaken up. Now my hostesses call me the troll manager.

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