I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
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So my girlfriend and I had been going out for about 6 months. Every 2 years she goes to FL for family reunion. After all her friends couldn't make she decided to ask me. Free vaca, count me in. The 5th night into the vacation they have a huge party at their grandparents house. I hate meeting family so to make it easier I started drinking tequila to loosen up. I ended up blacking out. When I woke up in the morning, I was in the house her parents were renting. They were laughing hysterically. It turned out I had told my girlfriend I loved her (for the first time), when I passed out in the drive way her uncle had to hide my body because the cops came to shut them down (I was 20), I shit my pants, and puked in her dads car on the way home. We are still dating 2 years later.
Kanye West |
The other day my girlfriend asked me to stick out my tongue. She then wrapped her lips around it, sucked and moved closer to me and then further away before breaking into laughter. She then exclaimed "I just gave your tongue a blow job!"
Jamie Denko |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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