Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

Strangest Human Being Ever

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My roommate is the messiest, laziest, and strangest guy on the planet. His offenses? Hasn't taken out the trash from his room all year. Stacked all his crap and garbage against the floor-level heaters; last weekend I smelled something burning while he wasn't home, and it turned out that some napkins from Macdonalds had fallen into the heaters and caught fire. Sleeps in til 3-4 pm. Makes a meal between 12-1 am and often sets off the smoke detector. Plays League of Legends online (with the chat function) and screams and yells all night. Leaves empty milk jugs in the fridge for a month at a time before I give in and clean his crap. Doesn't wash his hands... ever. And on top of that, pretends he still goes to class when he obviously doesn't ever leave the house (except Friday nights for Magic The Gathering tournaments). I need to get rid of him somehow.

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