I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
I'm actually not a Nazi
I once had this totally lame roommate. He was bisexual and had this thing about pride. He kept all his 'toys' on the floor of our room; organised orgies under the name of 'group hug ceremonies'; regularly climbed up onto the bathroom sink and squatted and peed in it just for the fun of it; and practised kissing on every surface. So, this one time, he told me he had a Jewish girl coming over and that I should tidy up while she was away. Instead, I printed out loads of gruesome pictures of the Holocaust and Hitler and stuck them all over his wall. Everyone calls him Himler now :/
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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