I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
You Mess With Kurt You Go In The Grinder
Alright Goodburger was an awesome movie back in the 90's, but I had a roommate named Kurt that would reference the movie EVERY SINGLE TIME he did something that he considered an achievement. Whether it was winning a game of beer pong or successfully pranking someone he would always top off his accomplishment by saying "you mess with Kurt you go in the grinder". Well one night I received a text message from his best friend informing me that good ole' Kurt had gotten arrested for possession. I immediately thought of the perfect reply, which was a Goodburger reference, that would make this situation hilarious, but did not know how Kurt's friend would take it. So after a long debate I decided to go for it by replying to the text saying "Kurt's goin to jail, Kurt's goin to jail, Kurt's goin to jail jail jail." I received a text back almost instantly from Kurt's friend saying "Cuz when you mess with the law, YOU GO IN THE GRINDER!". Me and that kid have been friends ever since.
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More »
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More »
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More »
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
You know the anonymous girl you complain about for breaking you and Mike up? It was me. I'm really sorry. I didn't know who you were then.