Roommate Confessions

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Roommate Confessions
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ApeShi** Crazy Freshman Girl is Looking for a ...

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This freshman sent this email to her entire building. I IMMEDIATELY said I needed to submit this to collegehumor! This is outrages. Date: Sun, Nov 20, 2011 at 1:02 PM Subject: Roommate stuff Hey everyone, I'm going to say what I would like to have in a roommate. Anyway, if you are a homophobe, maybe it would be a good idea to stop reading this email. I'm not a lesbian (I put myself as no interest), but if you can't tolerate gays and lesbians, then how can you tolerate someone who is even harder to tolerate? Anyway, let's begin. My name is ********, but I go by ***** (or Starcloud). So, the first thing I'd like in a roommate: willingness to move into my room. Another thing I'd like in a roommate? I'd like a roommate who doesn't force their ways on others. I've dealt with that crap for most of my life. Now, can you play music? That is fine with me during my quiet time, just as long as it's instrumental during those periods. (I might sometimes even play some intrumental music to block out the noise.) You have to be able to keep secrets. I have secrets, even minor ones, that if you find out, I'd rather not have others find out. You have to be willing to put up with me. I think that's it with that, though I might still mention other requirements, but I think I need to talk about me now so that you can decide if I'm the roommate for you. First off, I love anime and manga..something you'll have to put up with. Next, I love to sing. Not joking. If you are playing a song and I'm comfortable I will sing along with it. After midnight, I'm not sane, so you might have to deal with that (or join in). I'm actually weird. I sometimes forget to eat, just saying. I have trust issues. I have a fear of relying on someone too much. There will be times when I will need someone though. I'd suggest that you take advantage of those times. I love to draw. I have trouble getting up. I have a younger brother, so I will crack somewhat perverted jokes. I talk to myself a lot (it's a habit). I do not turn the heater on in my room. I'd like to keep it off since things like that make me sick. I do talk in my sleep. Very clearly too: feel free to grab a camera and record. Just remember to show me later so I can join in the laughter. I sound like a total drunk when I wake up, though. There are things I'm forgetting. Sorry..I just wanted to put myself out there. I know I can get touchy at times. Otherwise, I'm pretty down to Earth..or Mars. Email me back or stop by my room if you are interested.

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