Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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Buckeye Burglary

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So I was minding my own business when my kind and giving neighbor stopped by with her last buckeye. She offered it to me and I took it graciously. I then turned around to thank her for her kindness when suddenly, out of no where, my fuck head suitemate stole the buckeye right out of my open palm. He rammed the delicious treat into his gullet and began munching on it like the malicious dick that he is. This all followed his previous act of stealing my towel mid shower. The only verdict, is vengeance, a vendetta, struck as a votive not in vain, for the valor and veracity will one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. My buckeye, and my hunger, is still ever present, my suitemate however, will not be as permanent.

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