I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
I was at a party where I met this girl who was totally down to bone. Being hammered, we start doing it like jack rabbits. First couple of minutes was fine, but then I realized she was extremely wet down there -- something didn't feel right. We turned on the lights, low and behold, I had been giving her anal and she took a shit all over.
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