I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
I was with my girlfriend one late afternoon, probably around 8pm. I had a very long exhausting day so I decided I would try to take a nap. Sure enough my girlfriend started rubbing my thighs and kissing my neck. I politely told her I was too tired for sex and that I would prefer to nap. She whined and wouldn't leave me alone as I kept my eyes closed and clothes on. Eventually, I got kind of tired of hearing her complain so I made her a deal. If she can get me hard, and if she does all of the "work", I will supply her with my penis. She took on the challenge and to my amazement she actually succeeded. Also, about half way through I was so turned on by her wanting it so badly that I enjoyed myself as well. :D
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