I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
I was at my grandmothers house with a fuck buddy of mine and while I'm about to cum I hear a car pull into the driveway I pull out push her into the closet and tell her shut up. My grandmother had come home with my aunt so I join them in the living room having just thrown pants on with the rubber still on when they ask who's car is out front I play it off they leave and I go back to finish what I had started.
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