I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Friendzone strikes back
I admit it. I got friend zoned by this girl I had a crush on. I realized this when she asked me to hang out with her and some guys she knew. They were all drinking vodka and smoking pot, and I was utterly bored. After they were really high, she asked me if I could tell them I was gay, because she wanted to hook up with one of them but he wouldn't believe we weren't dating. Well, I faked a smile and told the guy she was not my girlfriend and that he had nothing to worry about. I left a few moments after that, I said I had a headache or something, they were so high to care about anything I said actually. So I went home...but on my way there I stopped at a police station to tell them to check on some weed heads. Oh, and I also stole all their vodka
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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