Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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Sick Dinosaur

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I have this morbidly obese roommate who simply refuses to sleep on his own bed and sleeps on my leather couch in the living room. In fact, I have not seen him sleep in his own bed yet, he just kinda created a nest of food scraps and dishes around the couch. Anyway, this four hundred pound behemoth sleeps most of the time so I'll always end up doing homework while he sleeps away his life. When he does sleep he makes smacking noises and snorts while also letting out labored moans, which sound exactly like the sickly triceratops from jurassic park . So I just Imagine an obese dinosaur is behind me sprawled out on the couch like a giant purring walris. Oh, and he has slept in the same spot for so long that a large, dark callus of leather has formed where he puts his head because he drools incessantly. He still also refuses to clean the couch.

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