I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
Sick Dinosaur
I have this morbidly obese roommate who simply refuses to sleep on his own bed and sleeps on my leather couch in the living room. In fact, I have not seen him sleep in his own bed yet, he just kinda created a nest of food scraps and dishes around the couch. Anyway, this four hundred pound behemoth sleeps most of the time so I'll always end up doing homework while he sleeps away his life. When he does sleep he makes smacking noises and snorts while also letting out labored moans, which sound exactly like the sickly triceratops from jurassic park . So I just Imagine an obese dinosaur is behind me sprawled out on the couch like a giant purring walris. Oh, and he has slept in the same spot for so long that a large, dark callus of leather has formed where he puts his head because he drools incessantly. He still also refuses to clean the couch.
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More »
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More »
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More »
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
You know the anonymous girl you complain about for breaking you and Mike up? It was me. I'm really sorry. I didn't know who you were then.