I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Public toilets? REALLY?
My ex and I were fooling around after the break up and one day at college we got so worked up we snuck into the mens toilet at a nearby park - romantic i know - a few mins later i'm holding her up against the wall in a cubicle and we hear a man walking along the path telling his wife that he'll meet her back outside in a few mins (meaning 1 he's coming in, two he's gonna need a shit in the nextdoor cubicle) . Rather than hide, my initial response was to drop her, pull up my jeans, open the cubicle door and start pretending to puke in the loo to disguise our 'situation'... It worked until we realised her underwear was underneath the gap for the second cubicle.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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