My dad, who has a degree in education and works as a career counselor at a local college, will not properly use bold, italics, or underlining when writing email messages. Instead, he INSISTS on CAPITALIZING certain words for EMPHASIS throughout his WHOLE MESSAGE.
Start the car
I used to work at a computer store, as tech support. One day a woman in her 30's comes in and tells me she couldn't install her brand new printer. So I take the user manual, show her all the steps and she tells me she already did those but that when she's done, an error message pops up on the screen. She then got a piece of paper from her pocket, and read the error message she had written down : ''Please connect the USB cable and turn on the machine'' So I asked if she had done this, she replied that she had in fact connected the USB cable but that she didn't think starting her car would be relevant. I then told her ''machine'' meant ''printer'' and then she asked, obviously pissed off, ''How the hell was I supposed to know that ? I thought it meant I'd have to start my car. A machine is a car.'' To this day I still don't know how she got that idea.
My parents just told my sister that they think the can't use their cellphone if the power goes out.
My girlfriend was creating a report and created a different word document for each section. When she realized that she needed to include page numbers, instead of combining them into one document she proceeded to print out 96 pages with only the page numbers on them. Then, insert the pages back into the printer and print each document on top of them.
I work at a furniture store, and sometimes I'm asked to ride shotgun on one of the delivery trucks. The driver is in his 50's and a bit eccentric. Each truck has a flip-open cell phone to communicate with the store, and this driver is often worried he's missed a call. But instead of looking for the little envelope icon to indicate a missed message, he insists on opening the... Read More »
My dad has had an iPhone for quite some time now. No matter how many times that I tell him otherwise, he thinks he can only use safari on it if he turns his personal hotspot on. He also thinks that turning it on will somehow boost his signal. He even has my stepmom log into his hotspot to use the Internet even though she too has an iPhone and hey have a shared data plan.
So I'm teaching my mom how to use email on her computer. So she's sitting in the desk chair and I'm standing over her shoulder. I say, "Ok, so turn on the computer". She goes, "Hold on." She then stands up, goes to get pencil and paper and proceeds to write down "Turn computer on". I say, "You did not just write that, did you?"
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