I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
I was dating a girl in my freshman year, and like all people you meet as a freshman, you don't really know them that well. After about a month of dating I realised I had to break it off, we just weren't working out. So I went into her room, and as soon as I step in through the door, she starts taking my clothes off, and we end up doing it. After we're done, I get up and start putting my clothes off. She asks me what I'm doing and I tell her that I can't handle it any more and that I'm breaking up with her. She proceeds to scream at me, grabs a bread knife and chases me through out the dorm. Luckily I'm a pretty athletic guy, so I manage to outrun her and one of my friends grabs her and wrestles the knife from her. Lesson learned, do not break up with girls straight after sex. Or date psychos.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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