I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
While in college my girlfriend and I would do risky things in public places just to see if we could get away with it; sex in a car of a crowded parking lot, oral (either one of us) in the library stacks, etc. One day we were laying on her bed watching Pop-Up Videos with her roommate when she wanted to get a little frisky. Her bed was perpendicular to her roommate's bed and both faced the t.v. So as we're watching the t.v. my girl proceed to unzip me and giving me a bj with her roommate less than 3 feet away from her. It was hot to me because she had to do it slowly and quietly while I had to remain still and make no sound. Her roommate never turned around to see us, and what was funny is that she was say something about a particular video and I would respond to her!
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