Roommate Confessions

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The first couple of weeks living with my roommate were actually fun, I thought she was a nice girl, not messy, easygoing, etc. That was until I found she was talking behind my back. Yes, I like girls, and as it turns out, she had 'a bit' of a problem with that (but never talked to me about it). She thought it was a better idea to spread lies about me and exaggerate every single thing I ever told (oh so dumb to trust that bitch). I found out about her gossipy/bitchy ways when a girl (A.) she talked to regurlarly came up to me and told me about the things my roomie said about me. I wanted revenge and to piss her off I started to act extra 'lezzy'. I thought of every possible cliche lesbian thing and started acting out: I asked her if short hair would look good on me and bought a T-shirt with a lesbian slogan. I also complained to her that girls usually don't like me because I have a very feminine figure, I told her (ok in a more subtle way than described here) I rather have a body like her, with small boobs (she always complains about being flatchested). I also put a screensaver of halfnaked girls on my computer and made sure I always left the screen on so she would see it everytime. To top it all off I starting asking her about her (what she thought) friend A.: I was wondering is A. was gay too, if she wanted to go out with me etc. Of course she went to A. to talk about this, and A. then talked to me and we laughed about it. The icing on the cake was the moment me and a female friend (straight but verrrrry butch-looking) entered the room holding hands and locked ourselves in the bedroom, pretending to have wild sex. We nearly died laughing while jumping on the bed and making sex noises. When we exited the room my roomie was gone and didn't come back for a few hours. Turns out she had gone to A. to complain, who called me and we once again had a good laugh. This cycle has been going on for months now, me acting out, roomie running off to A., who calls me and we laugh about it. Oh and I almost forgot; since she seems to fear the pussy I once wiped her cigarettes on my vagina, I made sure every single one of the cigs got a good swap of juice. I was drunk while that happened, but if I'm bored I might do it again;)

Izzie | February 24, 2012

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