An elderly woman had three cats that she was very close to. One day, one of the three cats died. She hated to part with any of them so she buried the first one in her back yard. Later on, the second one died. She buired that one near her back steps. A few years later, the third one died. She refused to bury the third one so she put it in a small satchel and carried it around... Read More »
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I originally made the butt of this joke from my high school's rival, the girls of which have a reputation for promiscuity. Fill it with whatever rival school or institution you wish. A guy and a female member of (insert name of group/school you hate here) walk into a bar. The guy orders a beer. The girl says, "Give me twenty bottles of beer, I'll bet you fifty bucks I'll have them filled with whiskey by the end of the night." "And how are you going to go about that?", asks the bartender. "Easy", the girl replies. "I made a bet with this kind guy over here. He's agreed to buy me a beer for every guy I get with tonight!"
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