I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
My now ex and i went to a Halloween costume party at her cousin's house (she hates her cousin, and her friends) sitting there with only the other one to talk to, we started playing darts with a dartboard in the basement. After getting the bulls-eye 2 times in a row, she came over and whispered in my ear, "the next person to get a bulls-eye gets a special treat." and then licked her lips. We both really liked when the other one went down on them, so this was something i had to win. After at least 50 throws later, neither of us hit the bulls-eye, and she yelled "fuck it" (loud enough to get everyones attention) grabbed my hand and took me to the bathroom. Best sex of my life.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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