I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
One day my girlfriend decided to cheat on me with four guys and a girl (not all at once), because of the girl I told her the only way to redeem yourself is if we have a 3-way. Her responce was to ban all intimacy between us. I reluctantly agree only to find out she was boning someone else that weekend. My responce was to plough my way through all her friends. At first this revenge was great, until I wound up having to screw the ugly friends just to make sure she got the message
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