I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
i used to be a little uptight, can't do that ...
After a couple of months of dating and being almost inseparable, both of our parents allowed us to spend the night at each others houses. Well i spent the night at his house and we get up the next morning and go into the kitchen to make a small breakfast. We are talking by the toaster because i don't particularly care for breakfast food. His mom comes and asks us what we are going to do today. Now what came out of his mouth surprised me because he sounded serious when he said it. He replied, " We are going to attack those giant ferrets that are harassing the city." And his mom answered without missing a beat, "Good, they have been causing alot of trouble lately." i just stood there until he started laughing. From that day forward, he just kept getting sillier but i have just learned to go with the flow.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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