I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
My fiance loves when I go down on her. Sometimes, we are really horny and just want to get it in, right before we start, I stop, look at her and say, "Do you want me to go down on you?" She blushes and with a cute innocent smile says, "Yeah!" Well, the other night my fiance and I were getting intimate and I started kissing her at first on her lips, then her neck and past her breasts. As I was about to go down on her (I mean, my face was in the zone), she lets out this mean, loud fart right into my face. I looked up really quick and was like, "WTF!?" She was laughing so hard she could barely muttered the words, "No, keeping going."
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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