I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
I once dated a girl who really wanted to have sex. One night I'm over at her place and she sort of mounted me. Summoning up all my willpower, I denied her (we had been dating for a week, I had previously had sex crazy girlfriends, and forgive me for wanting to take things slow and seek out the genuine article). This seriously upsets her and I spend the next hour comforting her and explaining my reasons and she said it was okay and she understood, asking me if I wanted to come over the next day to watch a movie. So I go over to her place and we're watching a movie when she decides she wants to fool around. Things get kind of heated at which point she pins me down and proceeds to give me blue balls for the next 25 minutes. At this point my manly willpower is broken and I give in. So as I start stripping to do the deed, she rolls over and says "never mind" then goes to sleep. Women are crazy...
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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