I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Double Double Standards
So i once spent a weekend with my girlfriend and some of our mutual friends. When the girls were alone they got to talking. One girl mentions how her boyfriend didn't bring any money with him for the weekend, another girl has a similar story except he only has around 50 bucks. When they get done with their stories they turn to my girlfriend and say, you know how it is. She replies "oh yea totally". When she told me all of this i was surprised and pretty angry that she wouldn't defend me, because i always foot the bill, fill up the gas, and just generally try to be chivalrous. She argued that she didn't want to cause a problem with the other girls. I told her that i would never defend her again when someone says she was crazy like all girls because "You know how it is"
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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