I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
I once dated a girl who was batshit crazy. The first time I came to her room the walls were riddled with crosses, she was blasting christian choir music, and had a giant cross on her neck. Found it funny when she stopped giving me head midway and took off her giant cross since it was hitting my junk. Found it odd when she started telling me how Jews weren't the chosen people after we were done. Found it a bit troubling when she told me she prayed during Mass that I would convert. I'm Jewish.
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