I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Believe it or not... true
Before I met my wife I dated a girl who was slightly evil and psychotic. While we dated she constantly tried to get me in the sack even though we'd only been dating a month. (And I'm sorry I'm not that easy) She made me miss an Indians home game against the Red Sox claiming that her sister died, which of course I went to comfort her. Turns out it was a Sorority sister in another state that she met once and hadn't seen in years, and then she tried to get me to have comfort sex. When I broke up with her she told me she was pregnant with my child, still never had sex. Then she tried to tell my new girlfriend (now wife) that we'd had sex. Then when she ended up working at the same store as my new girlfriend (now wife) she told the whole staff she broke up with me because I wouldn't put out. Which is it sweetheart?
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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