An elderly woman had three cats that she was very close to. One day, one of the three cats died. She hated to part with any of them so she buried the first one in her back yard. Later on, the second one died. She buired that one near her back steps. A few years later, the third one died. She refused to bury the third one so she put it in a small satchel and carried it around... Read More »
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An American, Israely and an Arab are on a plane when suddenly it starts dropping the American grabs a gun and throws it out the window and says "We got allot of those back home" the Arab grabs a bomb and throws it out the window and say "We got allot of those where I come from" the Israely grabs the Arab and throws him out the window and says "We got allot of those where I come from"
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