I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
I was pretty straight edge going through Highschool but near the end I started going to parties. I being one of the few with a car was usually a DD. One party I decided to pick up my friedn that was at least 20 miles out of the way cause I hadn't hung out with him in a while. At the party there was a cute girl getting smashed and I was talking to her, eventually she literally said "hey do you wanna have sex??" and grabbed my hand as she led the way to a bedroom when my friend cuts in. He tells me she has a boyfriend he knows and he can't let it happen, he takes her and sits on the couch next to her the rest of the night. I was a virgin at the time and still gave my friend a ride home.... (also I believe this has cursed me because everytime I invite a friend to a party they COCKBLOCK the shit outta me, has happened like 4 times now....)
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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