I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Last summer my friends and I went on a weekend camping trip on the Saco River. We met up with some more friends on the beach and they introduced us to their friends that they came up with. Among these friends was a girl I was immediately attracted to. After some small talk we pitched the tents, grabbed the beer and got good and drunk. Later that night the girl and I ditched the bonfire to go bang in my tent. After we were done she went back outside and I promptly passed out. The next morning I woke up and immediately told my buddies about it. Naturally, there were high fives and fist bumps, etc. However, one of my friends just stood there grinning, and eventually confessed, "Dude. I banged her last night too." Apparently I missed a lot after I passed out. Needless to say, I haven't seen her since.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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