If I owned a Great Dane I would name it Peeve. That way I could introduce him to people as my biggest pet, Peeve.
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A man walks into a bar and notices a 1 foot tall man playing a piano. He walks up to him and sees a magic lamp on top of the piano. The man asks if he can see it for a bit. The short man hands it to him and tells him that he can keep it. The man rubs the magic lamp and a genie pops out and offers to grant him one wish. The man immediately wishes for a million bucks. The genie claps his hands and then seconds later, a million ducks walk into the room. The man becomes very upset and asks "What is this? I asked for a million bucks; not a million ducks!" Just then, the bartender says to the man, "Yeah, and apparently I asked for a 12 inch pianist!"
Keaton Johnson |
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