This is rediculous! I've been sitting at my table for two hours and the waiter still hasn't taken my order! I'm never coming to McDonalds again!
Sunday School
A man took a Sunday school teacher out for dinner and a movie. At dinner the guy asks her if she would like a glass of wine. "oh no, What would I tell my Sunday school class?" she said. After the movie, The guy offers her a cigarette. Again she said "Oh no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?" By this time the date was pretty much over, and the guy drove her home. Before they arrive, the guy sees a cheap motel and thinks "what the heck, there's no way, but I'll give it a shot anyway" and he asks her if she'd like to check in for the night to have some fun. "Sure, I'd love to!" she says. Dumbfounded, the guy asks "But what will you tell your Sunday school class?" "The same thing I always tell them" She says, " You don't have to Drink or smoke to have fun!"
A Woman with Three Cats
An elderly woman had three cats that she was very close to. One day, one of the three cats died. She hated to part with any of them so she buried the first one in her back yard. Later on, the second one died. She buired that one near her back steps. A few years later, the third one died. She refused to bury the third one so she put it in a small satchel and carried it around... Read More »
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Throw Me A Bone
If I owned a Great Dane I would name it Peeve. That way I could introduce him to people as my biggest pet, Peeve.
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Dry Your Eyes
The worst part about accidently rubbing deodorant into your eye is that it won't let you have any tears to cry it out.
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