I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
My first girlfriend and I had something of a rocky relationship; in the year we went out, we fought relatively often. We finally broke up through a combination of two events - the first was that she found out that I hadn't saved all the ticket stubs from the innumerable movies we had gone to in the year plus that we had gone out. The second was that I found out that she had a box under her bed of things she had saved regarding our relationship, including several moldy candy wrappers. From what I understand, she's heavily medicated now.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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