If I owned a Great Dane I would name it Peeve. That way I could introduce him to people as my biggest pet, Peeve.
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Never Drinking Again...
Three guys out to lunch sitting around, talking about how crazy last night was. The first guy goes, "I was so drunk last night I went home and blew chunks." The second guy says, "I can top that!! I drove home and ended up doing doughnuts on my neighbor's lawn!" Finally the third guy says, "That's nothing!! I streaked in front of a police station and didn't get caught!!!" But the first guy says "Guys, I don't think you understood me. Chunks is the name of my dog!!"
Derek Senegal |
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