Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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So back in college I lived in a three bedroom apartment on top of a chinese food restaurant. It was great because we could basically do whatever we wanted and no one bothered us until an older couple moved into the vacant apartment below. They were completely disfunctional ex-army people who would fight loudly and violently with each other and break things all hours of the night. One of my last nights living in the apartment, I had invited friends and family to the apartment for my college graduation party. It was relatively low key and at 10:00 p.m. the fat woman from below comes to the apartment door with a baseball bat to threaten me and my rooommates regarding the noise. After I see her through the peep hole with a bat in her hand I grabbed a large bag of trash and threw it in her face when I opened the door which enraged her. The cops had to come and she was forced to pay for the repairs to our front door since she hit the door with the bat. A few days later I was moving out and saw the same wackadoo neighbor who told me she was "gonna get me". I said "I am moving out right now so I hardly see how that was possible." Soon as she left I soaked their front rug with some dirty bong water and threw the rest of it under their front door. Then I took some super glue and made sure to super glue all the locks to their front door shut. The best part was it was raining like crazy that day and when they got home they were locked outside for quite a long time. Apparently they called the cops and said they had pictures of the locks jammed with super glue and the cop asked them how it was possible they took pictures of clear glue, never got in trouble and the cops didnt file the report. Needless to say "I got them".

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