I happen to be chronically ill, since i was about 17. Last time i visited my specialist, and i complained about being SO tired all the time and that it depressed me, he told me, i should view my disease and myself differently. He said: "Having Crohns disease, is like being an athlete, it's top sport for the body to deal with it, it's natural for you to be so tired,...it's the... Read More »
Never work at a hair salon...
My first job was as a receptionist at a hair salon. At first I thought it was pretty good; I'd get discounts on hair products, 50% off my hair (and considering I had been going to a stylist there for a few years, I took advantage of that discount) and most of my job consisted of checking people in and answering phones. But I quickly learned that a hair salon is the perfect place to see complete psychos. We had a customer yelling at the stylist three weeks after getting her hair done and complaining that the color didn't match the hair piece she had brought in (it took her three weeks to consider checking the color against it, we will only do a redo for free within two weeks), my last day we were close to calling the cops because a guy was pissed off and yelling at us because he had sent his 18-year-old daughter to get her hair done, and the daughter wasn't paying attention (we told her that it would start at about $65 but would go up each time they had to mix another bowl. She told her dad it was $65 flat). The most infuriating was when a client called in to cancel an appointment because she was sick, and reschedule to a day the stylist didn't normally work. The stylist agreed to come in that day and I confirmed by date (not just day of the week, by actual number date, the 28th) what day the appointment would be for. Well, apparently the customer hadn't been paying attention because she came in a week early, on the 21st. OF course the customer is always right, and I should have been psychic to know that she had the date wrong and called to confirm (a week earlier than I would usually do confirmation calls). So she had to wait a couple hours for her stylist and she was given a $20 dollar discount. Guess who's paycheck the discount came out of?
Several years ago I worked with a overnight delivery company. It wasn't unusual to run into all sorts of dogs when you made a delivery (including nasty ones.) One day, I walked up to a lady's house where the front door was open. As soon as I rang the bell, I heard the jingle of dog tags & realized I was too far away from the vehicle to get back there in time, so I braced myself.... Read More » of the door run 4 GREAT DANES, who start to circle me & are growling. The lady comes out, signs for the package, & walks back in the house, leaving her pack circling me, snapping at me & growling. I yell out "Ma'am, would you please come get your dogs", to which she replies "Oh, they won't hurt you." It was about this time they got more aggressive & nipped at my legs. Finally after yelling at her that her dogs were starting to bite me, she comes out, tells to dogs to go inside, looks at me & says "Oh you poor frightened boy...you're just not a dog person are you?" Needless to say, anytime someones front door was open after that, I just honked the horn.
I work at Wal-Mart as a Wireless Sales Associate (basically electronics), and we have this one reoccurring older African-American customer who comes in with the assumption that we are some type of IT or Geek Squad. Well anyways, he comes in about a week ago, and brings his laptop. The laptop that he has is a Compact with Windows XP (a bit outdated I must say). Anyways, he pulls... Read More » it out, and opens up some program that is similar to PowerPoint (I guess, the XP version?) and tells me that some guy is stealing his credit and plagiarizing the trademark "Civil Rights", which baffled my mind. He wanted me to save a copy of his document, that he opened up on his mind you, so he can sue him for copyright infringement. I just looked at him confused, and literally had to listen to him rant for half an hour (before dumping him onto another associate for another hour) about how he stole his thunder and how computers are confusing. The next day, he calls the store, and begins asking me as to why his keys aren't working, I just let out a sigh and told him to call Compact (basically dumping him onto them). Moral of the story, please learn how to use a computer and don't bring it to a retail store and expect them to fix it.
I work private security, we have lately been having a lot of issues with access control and breaches (people not allowed to be there, being there.) so we have one officer who is in charge of training all of the officers in proper breach control. During his breach test, he failed and got a slap on the wrist. During mine, I passed but I missed a minor detail and got written up and... Read More » was told I was a step from being fired... the fuck?
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