I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Early on in a relationship with a girl in high school, we heard stories of how a friend of hers giggled when she orgasmed, so the more stories we heard we decided to try it out. As i got better in bed we quickly realised what her reaction to her orgasms were. she instantly fell asleep. so now that i can make her cum she expects it, but im just left with her sleeping. one day someone will hear her scream, run in and see me atop her unconscious body.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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