I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
I suck at one night stands....
So I was spending the summer at the beach and it had been a pretty dry summer to say the least... no sex at all... It really sucked! So just before the end of the summer there was a huge party organised. I assumed that it would play out like the rest of the summer had. I'd go out.... get drunk and not end up going home with anyone. While in the bar I got chatting to this girl I had seen at the beach earlier that day, things were going great but she couldn't stay out because she was leaving the next day and had to do the driving. I was gutted and when she drove away I thought that's the only hope I had for the night gone. To my surprise she pulls up in her car 5 minutes later and says she'll stay out for the night if someone can pick her and her friends up from their beach house and bring them to the party. Cue the sober friend who's got their car. Fast forward 4 hours and I've spoken to nobody but her all night and her and her friends invite me and some other friends back to their beach house for more drinks. Only problem.... there's not enough room in the sober friends car for everyone. So I offer to wait for the second run with the girl I'd been chatting to all night. It was my chance to have her completely alone and make a move. She had other plans.... shots, shots and more shots. By the time I finally make my move the driver is back and we're interrupted. But I'd made my intentions known. When we got to the beach house everyone was winding down... one drink before she told me she was going to bed... I said ok thinking it was game over but she just stood there waiting with an outstretched hand. I accepted willingly and followed her upstairs. Things were heating up in the bedroom but all the drinks were backing up so I excused myself and made my way to the bathroom. When I got back she was lying on the bed completely naked! She pulled the naked man on me and I have to admit it worked... A night of amazing sex ensued followed by a good morning wakeup call. Halfway through the morning session one of her friends walks into the room to start packing while I'm balls deep inside her. She freezes on top of me and starts shouting at her friend to get out. Such an amazing feeling. This was followed by another session in the shower before she drove me home. When I woke in the morning I couldn't even remember her name... luckily there was a blackboard on the wall of the beach house for guest messages she had signed. I'm now in a long distance relationship with this girl..... I suck at one night stands!
I've always been a bit self-conscious about my inverted nipple, but my girlfriend made me feel a lot better when she said she just finds it funny. According to her, it looks like my right boob stabbed the left out of jealousy.
The other day my girlfriend asked me to stick out my tongue. She then wrapped her lips around it, sucked and moved closer to me and then further away before breaking into laughter. She then exclaimed "I just gave your tongue a blow job!"
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.