I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Not so much done to me, but I was involved. Once I was hooking up with this guy, and things were getting intense in his room. That's when his flat mates returned from the party. Hearing us inside his room, they decided to begin singing songs to make him giggle - which obviously killed the mood. We tried for a while to get things going, but every 10 minutes or so one of the flatmates outside would sing or say something to make him laugh. In the end, we were both in tears of laughter and decided to call it quits. When we opened the door, we found that all 7 of them had pulled a single mattress into the corridor and laid down outside the door snuggled up together listening for when it would be funniest to disturb us again. Kinda creepy, but also very funny.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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