An elderly woman had three cats that she was very close to. One day, one of the three cats died. She hated to part with any of them so she buried the first one in her back yard. Later on, the second one died. She buired that one near her back steps. A few years later, the third one died. She refused to bury the third one so she put it in a small satchel and carried it around... Read More »
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Faster Than A Bullet
So, Superman is flying by on one hot, summer evening, flying over the rooftops of metropolis, and also happens to be feeling super horny. Much to his pleasant surprise, he spots Wonder Woman, sunbathing on a rooftop in a spread eagle position, her beautiful assets hanging out in full glory. Now, Superman knows that he's faster than a speeding bullet, so he thinks to himself, "Alright, I'm going to fly right in real quick, bang the crap out of her, and then fly away before she knows what hit her!" So he does just that. He flies right in, bangs her, then flies away. Bewildered and confused, Wonder Woman sits up and exclaims, "The heck was that??" The Invisible Man replies, "I don't know, but my ass is KILLING me."
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