I happen to be chronically ill, since i was about 17. Last time i visited my specialist, and i complained about being SO tired all the time and that it depressed me, he told me, i should view my disease and myself differently. He said: "Having Crohns disease, is like being an athlete, it's top sport for the body to deal with it, it's natural for you to be so tired,...it's the... Read More »
Condom Trouble
I work as a Plumber in Indiana, we do a lot of service work so I get to meet a lot of interesting people and see into their homes and lives. While running a drain clean out for a fairly wealthy customer of ours I had to pull the lid on his septic tank. Upon pulling the lid I see a large amount of condoms floating at the surface of the tank, not an uncommon occurrence, but disgusting none the less. The customer who is watching all this says that his neighbors must be flushing all that trash down their toilets, I explain to him that his septic system serves only his house. He then begins to ask if those condoms could have backed up from somewhere else, I again explain No your septic systems serves ONLY your house. He says this is impossible because he does not use condoms and it is only he and his wife who are in the house... After saying this a concerned look comes across his face, he becomes very quiet and says softly," I need to make a phone call, just leave the bill on the table." Poor Bastard.
I used to be able to get back from lunch at 12:30 and know that there would be a fresh batch of uPick submissions to read, but now I have to actually do some work as it is not being updated everyday!!!!
Several years ago I worked with a overnight delivery company. It wasn't unusual to run into all sorts of dogs when you made a delivery (including nasty ones.) One day, I walked up to a lady's house where the front door was open. As soon as I rang the bell, I heard the jingle of dog tags & realized I was too far away from the vehicle to get back there in time, so I braced myself.... Read More »
I work at Wal-Mart as a Wireless Sales Associate (basically electronics), and we have this one reoccurring older African-American customer who comes in with the assumption that we are some type of IT or Geek Squad. Well anyways, he comes in about a week ago, and brings his laptop. The laptop that he has is a Compact with Windows XP (a bit outdated I must say). Anyways, he pulls... Read More »
I work private security, we have lately been having a lot of issues with access control and breaches (people not allowed to be there, being there.) so we have one officer who is in charge of training all of the officers in proper breach control. During his breach test, he failed and got a slap on the wrist. During mine, I passed but I missed a minor detail and got written up and... Read More »