I Fought the Law

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I Fought the Law
uPick

Wrong Red Ranger

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It was my senior year of high school and me and a friend were going to a Fourth of July party in St. Louis. We were in a red Ford Ranger and the both of us were smoking our own joint. As we are driving through a 4-way crossing about five sets of cherries come on completely out of nowhere. About eight cops run up to the truck with their guns drawn, yelling at us to put our hands up. They get us out of the truck and put us in hand cuffs. We are sitting there confused and terrified. After searching us, getting our identification and searching the truck that reeeeeeeeked of pot, a cop says get back in the truck. He is leaning into my window on the passenger side and says, "sorry boys but there was a stabbing at a party tonight and the suspect fled in a red Ford Ranger. He then leans into the window, looks at the two joints in the ashtray, takes a big whiff and says "you boys have a good night."

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